Icaruse's { long } List Of Adversaries......

Ya know......It's not easy being Icarus. For starters..... he's, well.... *Icarus*.....and that's on top of the whole sun deal, his dad's divorce, the four thousand cerebral concussions and a lifetime of unrequited love.... And not the least of his problems is being best friends with the accident-prone Hercules and getting involved with Herc's circle of divinely dysfunctional relatives....as well as an impressive roster of enemies.....

"You just made the List, Buddy"

"You got that right......and this is just the beginning of a long and lenghy collection of names I'm compiling of people, monsters, mythy things and ......unidentified others........that have *seriously* ticked me off at one point or another and will "definatly" wind up getting theirs one of these days.......This time it's *Personal*, Baby!!!!....I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!

~My No.One Top Drawer Hate~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HADES! ...now of course this guy is on my Number One Hate List for the obvious reason of CONSTANTLY TRYING TO DO IN MY PAL HERC! Not to mention the collateral damage wreaked on the trusty, clever, loyal, brave { and extremely cute...ab-normaly so } sidekick...whether it's spending Eternity in gym class or winding up as a serving of Purina Sphinx Chow or conning me into putting Olympus into a coma, he Always thinks he's gonna come out on top...Does'nt he??? WELL IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN HADES! Not in this life time - or any others for that matter. Not while Herc's around......and oh....."Another thing"...... I've seen this guy eyeing my Sassy Cassy.YES!!! CALLING HER A "TELEGENIC TELEPATH"..... HUH! Getting her to sign up as an UnderWorld minion-AND trying to stop our very first and ever so romantic kiss! OH I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE HIM! I ~HATE him!!!!! ~this guy's Awful!!!.....PeeEEwWWWW!!! does he "Stink!!" AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!................................{ Ok...... ok .........I'm fine, I'm fine...really...it's My problem .......I'll deal with it..............}

 

No. 2 Hate

"Where" do I even start with Princy Boy Adonis? He's been pushing me around, giving me wedgies and pulling my chitan down in gym class since Kindergarten!!!! He's an annoying, twofaced-spoiled-filthy rich, bleached blond-cruel-snooty-stuckup-selfabsorbed-hypocritical-lying conniving-PHONY with a Major god complex................{ uh........did I mention I Hate this guy?????}...He thinks he rules the school but he's got "another" thing coming..........'cause we're not gonna put up with it anymore-he can talk to the Hand, Brother.....Herc's hand- while I cower Right behind him every step of the way.........

No. 3 Hate

Melampus!!!!! I "still" don't see what she ever saw in this guy! ewwww....that cloud cuckoo case with the "bad" hairdo, the cheesey declarations of love , that wimp that will do "Anything" she says........oh Cassy how *Could* you!!!!!......yeah sure- he Used to be a bud -we even went to Miklos Conventions together but after I caught the phony li'l backstabber drooling all over my Cassy it was All Over!!!!...Fortunetly Cass seems to have forgotten all about him............

Number 4 Hate

 

Nemesis!!!!........Oh yeah....let's not forget Ms. Personality here....whatta grouch!!!...and singleminded???? you'd think she'd never have seen anyone trying to impersonate an emperor before.....OK, ok, I *Know* she is the Demi-Goddess of Revenge and she always gets her man yada yada yada but you'd think she'd take a day off once in awhile....and while we're on the subject, Why did Herc's dad send this particular divinity to help track me down??? Could'nt he have chosen someone nicer?? safer??? less homocidal???? I sure don't think it was one of his better moves......{ but don't tell him I said so, OK??}

Number 5 Hate

Who's next?? hmmm.... oh yeah.......Panic, the slimy little blue imp that, well...... panics. Being one of Hades two main henchmen is reason "enough" for him to be on here- But yeah, ok....there is another........when he and his moronic pal Pain tried to whack Herc once he accidently sprayed the whole gang with Cananthus spring water and turned us all into babies, then tried to put the moves on MY Cassandra. Not only did he have the nerve to play house with her {he thought they made a "great" couple....grrrrr... } he forced Cassandra into the position of having to ......oh Gods!!{ sob}.......Change My Diapers.!!! You can't imagine how much ground our romantic relationship lost as a result. 'Nuff sed?

Other People I'm Not Too Crazy About......

King Minos~ ruler of Crete....Ok, this guy was a "Beaut"....a definate contender for the Maniac Hall of Fame- but ......who knew??? Ok ....Ok ...hurling the two ton Welcome Rock at our ship in the harbour was probably a dead givaway, but...hey....live and learn, Baby!!! Any way he tricked my Dadalous into coming to Crete and building the Labyrinthe.......I got dragged along and separated from my best bud Herc and sweet Cassandra for months........then Minos makes up some hoo ha demanding Athens turn over an Athenian youth for some deadly combat games and somehow Herc and me wind up running through the Maze for our lives from the Minotaur.....Definately enough for him to qualify for the Hate List.....and he never Did pay my dad for that job, by the way.

 

Another would-be suitor of my sweet cherub Cassandra.......Zack. Slobbered all over her hand and everything......Of course.....at the time I didn't realize Zack was really Zeus disguising himself as a teen........oops.......Ok... so I guess I'm glad I kept my big mouth shut for once. Seriously ticked me off though.......

 

Here we have King Croesus, owner of what was Atlantis City, heh heh.......before Herc sorta....well......sunk it........this guy belongs right up there with Minos. I Hate 'im!!! He overreacted to my little fig blossom's fibbing and had Pain and Panic kidnap Cassandra -and Homer too-for a little R and R in his high tech torture chamber. Fortunately, as usual, Herc came through with the hero stuff and everything worked out in the end. Well......except for the entire island winding up on the ocean floor.......but hey....ya can't make an omelet withought breaking a few eggs, right??????

......Anyway..... that's enough for now, folks....I gotta back to the lab and start plotting out long, painful elaborate revenges.........and if they don't pan out I'll just ring everybody's doorbells and run....That'll learn 'em!!!!

{All images copyright Walt Disney Company....Devil Girl drew the bad guys...Tracey copy/inked over me...am I cute or *What????*}

 


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