Helen's Troy Story

.....sung to ....."Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious"

Pic drawn and inked by Mr Tony Waters


You may not know my story now so I'll tell you the plot!!!

Three goddesses they had a bet to find out who was hot!

They cornered poor old Paris ...........Aphro-dite won the game!!

She bribed his eyes, with a prize
{And
Helen was my name!!!}

 

OH!! Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!

Forcing that poor prince to choose was nervy and preco-cious

{If he had'nt chosen Aph his fate would be atro-cious!!!!}

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!

Umdiddle liddle liddle Um diddle-i......

Umdiddle liddle liddle Um diddle-i......

 

So Paris took me off to live ....we had a house in Troy!!!

But Menelaus he found out and was he ticked off........" Oy!!!!"

'Cause he had been my husband and he missed my ruby lips

He was so sore........he de-clared war

And launched a thousand ships!

The Greeks and Trojans fought for years but neither side could win

'Cause Troy had nice great big fat walls

And no one could get in!!

And so for 10 long boring years the Greek side cooled their heels

Until they built a wooden horse that rolled right in on wheels!!!

 

OH!! Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!

Stuffing all those Greeks into the Horse was quite preco-cious

{And the smell inside that thing was probably atro-cious}

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!

Umdiddle liddle liddle Um diddle-i......

Umdiddle liddle liddle Um diddle-i......

 

Cassandra warned us of the plan...."Your future's heading south!!"

I think you guys had better check this "gift horse" in the mouth....

This whole thing is suspicious 'cause I think I smell a Greek

You'd better open Horsie up and have yourself a peek!!!"

The Trojans did'nt give a darn ......they liked their secret gift

And said "OK, just bring it in!!!"

{Cassandra she was miffed!!!!}

The Trojans were too eager to accept their foreign prize-

They never asked themselves......... "Who needs a wooden horse this size?!!??"

 

OH!! Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!

When the Greeks came pouring out the fighting was fero-cious!!!

Paris shot Achilles and his pain it was atro-cious!!!

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!

Umdiddle liddle liddle Um diddle-i......

Umdiddle liddle liddle Um diddle-i......

 

And so the fabled town of Troy was burned down and forgot

They paved it over and they made the world's first parking lot!!!

And now you kids you live in fear that teacher might insist

Will he add

"The Illiad"

To your reading list???

 

OH!! Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!

Getting through this epic you must be a bit preco-cious

{Still it's better than the movie .....which was quite atro-cious}

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious!!!!


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