I made this for the dog but it should work on Icarus, too

C'mon, Pegasus this is no time to search for inner peace!!!!

You are so BUSTED, young man!!!

Whoa, Kid! Those minotaur testicles really did the trick!!

 

I gotta say..... so far I'm not too impressed with the caterer

Here....try these new Cherub-Wipes- they'll leave you feeling fresh for hours!!

 

But wait !!!that's not all!!! We'll also throw in fake rain!!!!

 

"Hey Herc! Guess how long Cassandra can hold her breath?!!?

Charades with Phil on Friday evenings~it gets Boring on that island

There's nothing to discuss. We are going to watch "The Fish Channel". End of story!

 

That's not how you whistle! here- let me show you

Just stop taking my pulse please!!!!

All I said was.... "Mr. Disney on Line 2, Pixar on Line 3, Mr. Katzenburg's calling from his limo and Harvey is ..MMWWAARRGGHH!!!!!

 

OK.....I've heard of singing telegrams but this is just plain weird

......and you thought his tuna breath was bad!

"So your client was, as you say, crossing the road on his way to the other side the night of the murder?"

 

Trust me......you don't Wanna know what's in here

Herc, Son...have ya ever been inside a Turkish bath???

Hey.....the school editor said he'd give me my own colomn.......

 

.....OK......but yer missing out....... I shaved up "here", too!!

I know housework never killed anyone....but why take a chance??

"Crazy" does'nt begin to cover it.

Oh Meg!!....that's the spot...a little to the right.... yup..........perfecto.....

 

Someday.............. and that day may never come..... I may call upon you to do me a service........

Meg finds out how just how many lines she has in the series

Oh, Gods......Remind me to invent the alarm clock

OK....on the count of three- wait for it.....Hook- you lock the door....Jaffee, get the boiling oil.......

 

That's fine dear... now just throw it over the back of the chair and try to relax....

You're the one who ripped the label off that mattress, aren't you?

 

It's true. I rock her world.

I'm telling you, menopause is hell!!

Mistakes were made

Oh calm down......he said a Trojan Horse......not a horse Trojan!!!

 

Now how does it go again?.... "Alas, poor Yorikles....I knew him pretty good........."

 

Don't give Tempest any more Viagara

 

Um..... it's a really long story, Mr. Eisner.....

Oh gods, no!! Ajax dropped his loincloth

.....Nuh, uh... eat your salad or you don't get dessert

 

Smells bad!!!..it's either a dead gopher..... or Herc's gym sandals

Guess what I'm going to measure with this??!!???

Take.. off.... those.....frilly things ...NOW!

Geez, Oprah, for gods sake, just get off the scale already!!

 

But, uh...we still go to the concert, right?

 

What every Hades Lady dreams of..... having him make you breakfast in the morning

 

Aw, Phil, please, she's got this great tush!!!!

 

Bad Hair Days in Ancient Greece

......and the Mommy Gorgon said "This poison's too Cold" but Baby Gorgon said "it's juuuuust right!!!!!!"

 

Where they keep Roy Disney

We must be careful on the meadow, Bambi.....

 

Ok....this is just an accident waiting to happen

But is she a real blond??

No no !! Don't cut us off yet!!!!!.......


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